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Kinja'd!!! "That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms" (thatbastardkurtis5)
01/06/2019 at 16:54 • Filed to: None

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Last weekend I went and picked up a Squier Bullet Strat that a junk removal company had found literally underwater for $30. This post is not about that guitar, because today I found another, much more interesting castoff.

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Yesterday my wife and I went to a local discount store to get a new TV...this place sells last years model TVs, store demos, and general stuff that fell off a truck. We got a great deal on a beautiful 55" LG 4K unit, but while I was there the above guitar caught my eye.

Its a Michael Kelly , and I only had a basic knowledge of the brand in that I had heard of them but wasn’t aware what their deal is. So I left it, and instead bought a Mono M80 hybrid gig bag they had there for $100 (less than half price), thinking I had done pretty well.

So last night I got to thinking about this guitar, Googled Michael Kelly guitars, and it turns out they make some pretty nice stuff. This model is a 1955, a dual humbucker (mini at the neck, full PAF at the bridge) tele-style with a swamp ash body, maple top, and flame maple binding. Its got push-pull volume and tone pots so you can split both pickups, for a total of eight different pickup configurations.

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The neck is also really interesting, it actually has a compound radius fretboard...10.5 inch to 16 inch. Satin finish on the back, really nice frets, just an overall really nice guitar. So what was it doing in this place?

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Ah, thats why its here. I think it was probably dropped at some point, because it isn’t just the finish thats broken but the wood underneath. I mean its got a BITE taken out of it. Fortunately, everything around it is solid and it works fine.

MSRP on the guitar is $600, and I wouldn’t have paid that. And I didn’t pay that. I also didn’t pay $500, $400, $300, $200...I didn’t even pay $100. No, I bought this guitar for $60 today, and that means I basically stole the thing.

In fact, I have to go back to the place because they’ve got a BC Rich Gunslinger Retro for like $100...that isn’t really a guitar I’m interested in, but I can flip it for $300+ and I’m always interested in money.


DISCUSSION (6)


Kinja'd!!! FLmanisback > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
01/06/2019 at 17:16

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Telecaster copy, my first electric guitar was an ampeg tele  copy in similar colors. I would like to pick one up. If it’s got the flat frets like a true telecaster, it has great action. Good find, enjoy it!


Kinja'd!!! I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
01/06/2019 at 17:34

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Damn! That is a hell of a deal. I usually just get old used crap from estates. The best I’ve done was $50 for a Squier strat that I parted out for like $120.


Kinja'd!!! Poor_Sh > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
01/06/2019 at 17:54

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People won't see the back when you play right? Looks like a great find.


Kinja'd!!! That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker
01/06/2019 at 17:58

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Back before prices on them got stupid I bought a Fender  Baja Tele loaded body for $250 and a matching neck for another $200, then sold the whole thing for $700. That was a pretty good one, and a really nice guitar. 


Kinja'd!!! That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Poor_Sh
01/06/2019 at 17:58

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Exactly. And I won’t see the back when it’s hanging on the wall, it’s a win-win. 


Kinja'd!!! I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
01/06/2019 at 18:06

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Nice. I think the best deal I ever got away with is my Taylor SB1-X that I got for like $600 including case and shipping. I’ve seen them go for anywhere between $500 and $1200 regardless of condition and pickup/bridge combo, with or without case. It’s still the best playing and sounding guitar I’ve ever owned.